A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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