Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

who's a slut... you're mom

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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