- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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