Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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HOLY COW!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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like if your cool

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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