What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Urban ghettos

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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