Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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