What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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