- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

whats hairy and crys your mom

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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