Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Penis

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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