telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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pee

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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