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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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