A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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