- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Your girlfriend.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Gordon Brown smiles.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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