What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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