- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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