- Anti Joke

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Morning wood.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!