What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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