If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Morning wood.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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