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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.