- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Where are you going Your house

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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