- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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