- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

I walk into a bar...

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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