- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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