- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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