You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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