You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Barack Obama

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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