- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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