A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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A storm be brewin!

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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