Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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