- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

the midget went to the midget store

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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