- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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