Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

who do we all like george goodburn

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What is funnier than 24 69

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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