Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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