Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What's your guys names?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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