why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What's your guys names?

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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