- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

The EPA.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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