- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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