Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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