What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Your mother just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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