What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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