A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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