- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Whats worse than a joke? This

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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