Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

I went to work today....

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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