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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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