- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

You know what's cool? Yep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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