- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's blue? The sky.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Flowers are colors Love me

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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