- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Connor is homo

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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