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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.