An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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