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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.