a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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