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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

your mama so old, shes dead.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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