- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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