- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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