- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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