your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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