- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

whats worse than failing your maths test?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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