- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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