- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

all these jokes are horrible now

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Carrot fingers

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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