Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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