- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

You're a big fat monkey.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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