Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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