Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

hashtags suck balls

so...um, yeah

Justin Bieber

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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