- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??