what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Ham sandwich

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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