A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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