What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why so serious ?

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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