Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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alert("Hello");

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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