What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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