What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What's worse than this That :(

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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