In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Jeff

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What black and has children A black man

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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I walk into a bar...

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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