- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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