what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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